Impress Them·South Beach·$$ · Moderate·⭐ 8.4

La Grande Boucherie Miami

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Paris called — it wants its brasserie back, Miami kept it anyway.

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What DatingDex says

A full-on French brasserie transplant on Washington Ave that earns its hype: soaring ceilings, mosaic floors, and servers who move like they've been doing this since 1920. Order the côte de boeuf if you're trying to impress, the moules frites if you want to look like you've been here before.

La Grande Boucherie Miami is one of the top impress them spots in South Beach. At a moderate price point, it fits well when you want a impress them feel without guesswork.

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